Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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