i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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