Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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