That's intense
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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