is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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