when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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