problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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