Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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