Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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