Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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