So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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