you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
