i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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