Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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