yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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