So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
