I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Mom said you looked used
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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