Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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