but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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