"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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