at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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