dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You took a bar mat shot.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
