dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
i need some magic done to my vagina
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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