Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
did you just send me my own nude
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
