please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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