dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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