It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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