trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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