One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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