I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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