There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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