Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she pinky promised me she was 18
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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