East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i think i have herpe
just one?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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