There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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