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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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