Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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