You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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