I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I intend to get homeless drunk
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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