try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude i'm inner monologue high
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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