You're completely useless in the revolution.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Dick very happy bro
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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