They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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