haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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