i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
God, I missed his penis.
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