ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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