Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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