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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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