Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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