But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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