Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
