can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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