So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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