i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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