Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Randomize
